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Here's some updates on Kaz Matsui's injury (from Yahoo! - http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/7250/news):


Mar 17 Brian McTaggert, of the Houston Chronicle, reports Houston Astros 2B Kazuo Matsui (anus) is likely to begin the season on the disabled list.

Mar 16 2B Kaz Matsui is scheduled to undergo surgery Monday in Houston to repair an anal fissure, which is a tear of the skin near the anus that causes bleeding and periodic pain. He's expected to miss two weeks, which would put him in doubt for the March 31 season opener at San Diego.

Mar 14 Matsui will undergo surgery to repair an anal fissure on Monday in Houston. Matsui has struggled with the health problem for much of spring training and was diagnosed with the condition earlier this week. The expected recovery time after the surgery is two weeks.
Advice: Although the season opener on March 31 is just more than two weeks away, manager Cecil Cooper wants to try and avoid placing Matsui on the disabled list. Matsui signed with the Astros in December to take over at second base after Craig Biggio's retirement. He batted .288 with four homers and 37 RBIs, stealing 32 bases and scoring 84 runs - his best totals in the majors. Geoff Blum and Mark Loretta have been filling in for Matsui while he's been injured.